sunflowerbutch:

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it’s probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you’re not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we’ve had this thread a hundred times. don’t the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don’t listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

windowsdestruction:

everyone. top 3 favorite video game soundtracks. now

lindleland:

7dmom:

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

I listen to a lot of ambient shit on youtube and the move away from curated art for the video to AI produced junk is really upsetting. Like I’m clearly just looking at Midjourney Blade Runner inspired Cyberpunk rainy city ultrarealistic or whatever, it sucks

bogleech:

this tiktok was supposed to be about her husband quitting porn but all twitter’s talking about is their baby on the phone

lowpolyanimals:

Pigeons from Food Street

What’s the point Wednesday

cryptotheism:

When I got hit with a Havana Syndrome beam, it caused a resonance cascade between my rose quartz nipple piercings and the communion wafer in my stomach that gave every rat in a 5 mile radius a lethal orgasm.

hungwy:

kill and murder, this is true. throw some knives and blood will spew. hammer always smash to bit, axe can chop you up to shit. lest we fore-get spikes of mace, swung about into a face. these are all such fine and swell, kill and murder time will tell.

evilwizard:

sacred-portal:

in the wizard community rent for a place like this starts at around 3,000 rusty old coins

vedurnan:

bedtime again… time to wander dark passages and wander in darkened woods

cad-comic:

eazyvisuals:

Live By The Sword

Paris HK by EazyVisuals